What’s this?

Clue: Doooweeeeoooo, oooooooo-ooooooooowaaaaaah

Smile, baby.

It is the birthday of the late Shel Silverstein, author of “A Boy Named Sue” and “Where the Sidewalk Ends” along with various poems and cartoons for Playboy such as “Uncle Shelby’s AZB Book — a Primer for Tender Young Minds”, which you can read online.

R is for red
The Fire Engine
Is Red
The Fireman's Hat
Is Red
Does The Fireman
In The Red Hat
Come To Your House
In His Red Fire
Engine With The
Siren?
No?
Too Bad
The Fireman Only
Goes To Places
Where There
Is A Fire

Lil Weewaa Diary day two
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Little Wee/Little Waa Diaries, Sept. 2004

While esteemed colleague Sarah is away in Austria for the PEZ meeting, I will be taking care of not one but two bunnies: Little Wee and Waboose.
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Oh boy, ayran recipe.

My bagel skills are getting tight, y’all.

I baked a batch for Gero’s moving in party and they were promptly devoured. Sunday I baked another dozen and gave half to Sarah and the other half to her parents. They were okay, and so were the bagels. This morning I baked another batch for Ron, who donated a large rabbit cage to Sarah to help accommodate the new bunny, Waboose. Biatch numba four I’m a cranking out and they are looking rad.

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English Club has a new forum. ‘Shclub.

Oh great.

It’s after midnight, and I went out to take a leak when I smelled the chemicals lingering in the darkness.
Someone just tagged the shit out of our stairwell. A quick look at different tags and media used, I guess it was about three to five kids. Thanks a lot, assholes.

On this day in 1859, Joshua A. Norton declared himself Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.

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