Dr Slough added to University Syllabus
Dr Slough Invents a Drug, produced by Aderit Internet Marketing Consulting and animated by David Seezen of SeeZenImation
is included in the syllabus of a workshop for the U of Auckland’s Shool of Meds .
30
September
2008
30
September
2008
Presidential Drinking Game
From the Seminal. Sorry we didn’t find this in =
time=20
for the first debate, but there’s still time for fun. =
Every=20
time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and =
drink a=20
kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.
Every =
time Obama=20
says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person=92s =
drink of=20
choice.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack =
Obama with=20
an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty =
martini.
Every time=20
someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour=20
another.
Every time John McCain says “my friends”, spit out =
your=20
drink and shout “I am not your friend” at the =
television.
Every=20
time “evil”, “evil doers”, or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a =
sip of=20
French red wine.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, =
drink a=20
savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time Barack Obama =
ties John=20
McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better =
days. . .=20
When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy =
navel.
Every=20
time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, =
if=20
Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby=20
somewhere.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a=20
roofie-colada.
If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound =
some=20
goldschlager.
Every time John McCain makes an appeal to =
states=20
rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort. . .=20
Every time John McCain says anything, take a drink from =
the=20
oldest, crappiest bottle you have-that skunked beer in the back of the =
fridge,=20
the two-dollar wine someone gave you for your birthday five years ago, =
the dregs=20
from that bottle of Popov vodka left over from a party you had in=20
February-because you=92ve heard it all before, and you didn=92t much =
like it the=20
first time.
Regardless of what either candidate says, at =
the end of=20
the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first, then hit =
yourself in=20
the face with a shovel.
time=20
for the first debate, but there’s still time for fun. =
Every=20
time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and =
drink a=20
kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.
Every =
time Obama=20
says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person=92s =
drink of=20
choice.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack =
Obama with=20
an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty =
martini.
Every time=20
someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour=20
another.
Every time John McCain says “my friends”, spit out =
your=20
drink and shout “I am not your friend” at the =
television.
Every=20
time “evil”, “evil doers”, or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a =
sip of=20
French red wine.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, =
drink a=20
savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time Barack Obama =
ties John=20
McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better =
days. . .=20
When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy =
navel.
Every=20
time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, =
if=20
Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby=20
somewhere.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a=20
roofie-colada.
If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound =
some=20
goldschlager.
Every time John McCain makes an appeal to =
states=20
rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort. . .=20
Every time John McCain says anything, take a drink from =
the=20
oldest, crappiest bottle you have-that skunked beer in the back of the =
fridge,=20
the two-dollar wine someone gave you for your birthday five years ago, =
the dregs=20
from that bottle of Popov vodka left over from a party you had in=20
February-because you=92ve heard it all before, and you didn=92t much =
like it the=20
first time.
Regardless of what either candidate says, at =
the end of=20
the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first, then hit =
yourself in=20
the face with a shovel.
26
September
2008
Calling it in
an <b>internet update</b> =
dee dee dit=20
de dee dee dee dit…
dee dee dit=20
de dee dee dee dit…
We’ve received word that our internet =
is now=20
working. Yay. The only problem now is that we’ve not gotten =
our=20
magic box yet. When will it arrive? It’s like waiting for =
Christmas=20
without a calendar.
is now=20
working. Yay. The only problem now is that we’ve not gotten =
our=20
magic box yet. When will it arrive? It’s like waiting for =
Christmas=20
without a calendar.
Fall has started now, but the summer is =
pressing on=20
valiantly. Although chilly in the morning, by midday we’ve had =
nice sunny=20
weather. I really hope I get out to film it before it’s too =
late. =20
Alas, I am too busy with Dr Slough and something for =
Veesh.com.
pressing on=20
valiantly. Although chilly in the morning, by midday we’ve had =
nice sunny=20
weather. I really hope I get out to film it before it’s too =
late. =20
Alas, I am too busy with Dr Slough and something for =
Veesh.com.
24
September
2008
Calling one in
The school system Orleans-Tours, in =
which Julie is=20
a teacher, is larger than Belgium.
which Julie is=20
a teacher, is larger than Belgium.
Bringing a packed lunch to school is =
unheard of in=20
France.
unheard of in=20
France.
23
September
2008
1066
It was this week in 1066 that William the Conqueror arrived in England looking for a fight. After defeating the Old-English speaking Saxons mid October of 1066, the English language turned on its ear from being a Germanic tongue to being one also influence by Latin via French.
So it’s thanks to that, that I was able to have a job teaching English in Saxony. Daddum ching.
23
September
2008
Calling it in
I’m calling one in.
Still weeks away from having the internet at home, I’ve set up the blog =
to post using email. In this fashion, one can write the posts as email =
messages using a pop3 email client, send the messages to the outbox, and =
they should get posted at soon as the email is sent.
There seems to be a few things to iron out: a few odd characters and =
text wrap issues etc. Also, I don’t think I can use any html or send =
attachments to be posted.
22
September
2008
Windows is Shutting Down
Windows is Shutting Down
Windows is shutting down, and grammar are
On their last leg. So what am we
to do?
A letter of complaint go just so far,
Proving the only one in step
are you.
Better, perhaps, to simply let it goes.
A sentence have to be
screwed pretty bad
Before they gets to where you doesnt knows
The meaning
what it must be meant to had.
The meteor have hit. Extinction
spread,
But evolution do not stop for that.
A mutant languages rise from
the dead
And all them rules is suddenly old hat.
Too bad for we, us
what has had so long
The best seat from the only game in town.
But there
it am, and whom can say its wrong?
Those are the break. Windows is shutting
down.
21
September
2008
Father dies, son dies
A rich man asked a Zen master to write something down that could encourage the prosperity of his family for years to come. It would be something that the family could cherish for generations. On a large piece of paper, the master wrote
“Father dies,
son dies,
grandson dies.”
The rich man became angry when he saw the master’s work. “I asked you to write something down that could bring happiness and prosperity to my family. Why do you give me something depressing like this?”
“If your son should die before you,” the master answered, “this would bring unbearable grief to your family. If your grandson should die before your son, this also would bring great sorrow. If your family, generation after generation, disappears in the order I have described, it will be the natural course of life. This is true happiness and prosperity.”
17
September
2008
Internet Update
We’ve received word that a technician =
will come=20
around on Friday morning to get the phone line activated. After =
that, it’s=20
still another 20 days before we are finally online at home. =
will come=20
around on Friday morning to get the phone line activated. After =
that, it’s=20
still another 20 days before we are finally online at home. =
12
September
2008