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What the hell is .Net?

From a whacky list of the
101 dumbest moves in business (2002), dumbness items 48-51: Gates et al feebly attempt to explain .Net to the hoi polloi.

Weird words

Here is a cute little site I happened upon today. Called World Wide Words, it deals with the etymology of English words and colorful expressions. Quite interesting for gatherers of inane knowledge, such as myself.

I used to read another similar site with a similar reader-asks-I-answer format, but this one is different because the columnist is British this time, and his bank of expressions are not solely of his homeland.

I’ll put it on the links page sometime; for now I am all htmelled out.

robot soccer dogs

Oh Boy!

Another article about my favorite classroom topic: Robot Soccer Dogs!

They’re good dogs.

Bell Labs

who that rabbit contest

Any student o’ mine who can tell me the significance (meaning: gets the joke) of this space bunny’s name wins… um… a Haribo Gummi kleiner Preis.

Engrish

Apparently these are the English instructions for a hot toy from Japan. Have it corrected by next class. Kidding.


This set is a special set for right spin.

Is since the beginning of recorded history most?s comeing at limit!

The Evolutionary from of the beygoma, power up for the 21st Century with supe speed!! Arrangin the old-fashioned beygoma to fit needs of today.

This is super coming at nucleus! Isin possession of having history think of most?s comeing at limit. It have two ply structure. Wing piece freeing to fields rotate!

This is engineered new anise model heavy plate, iscapable of keepping centrifugal force raise, at prolonged battle give play to his or its function

This is right rotate single-purpose system spares. Because placing metal acting gearing, comeing at force and defending force simultaneously raise!

With rotating cog wheel arrive receational in the past flat engineered main frame. Can high-speed move enemy with mughtiness come at.

What on earth are they talking about? Fighting top, based on this old fashioned game.

May Day

May Day was relaxing. Claudi and I went down to the streetfest in K?nigstrasse. We attended a wine tasting from a local vinyard, where the two wine expert hosts sang cute little wine songs and read literature, told anecdotes.

The Madonna remixes I made last Tuesday sure have led to a whole lotta traffic, i.e. 20 times more than usual. I sure hope I don’t run outta throughput.

Casey Jones

The death day of Casey Jones

From the Writer’s Almanac:

It was on this day in 1900 that the legendary train engineer Casey Jones died in a train wreck. He was known for his speed, and he often bragged that his trains always came in on time. He was driving the Cannon Ball express from Memphis, Tennessee, to Canton, Mississippi, trying to make up time because the train was overdue, when his fire man warned him that there was another train up ahead. He ordered his fireman to jump, but he stayed on the train, one hand on the break and the other on the whistle. Though the Cannon Ball crashed and Jones was killed, the passengers were saved because of his efforts to slow the train down. An engine wiper, Wallace Saunders, wrote the first ballad about him, followed by many others, including some versions in German and French.

Train wrecks have oft been subject matter for American folk tunes. As for the best know song about Casey–written by a colleage and friend–the copyright was sold for a bottle or two of gin.

Madonna

I read a funny story about Madonna and the computer geeks who love her and how the lads were none too impressed by her clever little P2P decoy. So they decided to write songs about it–in her own words.
I thought twas funny so I decided to join in.
NOTE: uses obscene languange.

Roy Scheider’s printable chips

Jaw’s Sherrif Brody is working on printable transistors.

Roy Scheider’s printable chips

Jaw’s Sherrif Brody is working on printable transistors.