Just another day on the set shooting my new movie starring those two silly dogs.
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Scene ii.
Micky pets Keddie on the head.

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Graham and I went to see God of Rock THOR tonight.
Hail Thor! And hail the FANS!!! (warning on that last link)

Made the connecting flight at Munich with no problems despite a twenty minute delay. Stepping onto the next plane to Philly, I suddenly found myself surrounded by people from back home. That’s when I remembered what America’s greatest export is: dorks.

After staying awake for twenty hours, I kept drifting in and out of conciousness, usually punctuated by spasmodic starts. One’s life starts looking less like days and nights and more like ripped pieces of fabric.

Of course customs searched my shit in Philly — they always do, probably because I’m black.
Arrived with no major mishaps, other than the five hour layover in Philly turned out to be a seven hour layover. I even refrained from getting a philly sandwich in Philly. Can you believe they wanted almost nine bucks for a steak and cheese sandwich? And the water in the water fountains tasted awful.

I better let these dogs out. They are crawling around on their bellies like a pair of furry freakish commandos.

Time to fly.

What a mess this place is. I wonder what happened. Who ate all those bagels?
Who’s phone number is on this slip of paper? Who chewed up a plastic bottle that was in the garbage?
Who was playing badminton in the garden at 6am?

In commemmormanation of the first moon landing, I present to you irrefutable proof that the landing was faked. It’ll blow your mind, man.
Here.
I mean, there ain’t no stars!
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Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz
If that ain't love then tell me what is — uh huh.

What a cute couple. They should go to Prom together.

Okay.. Thirty years late, but now I know: it’s not “nigh jer”; it’s “knee jair”. Don’t ask me how I thought that country was pronounced when I was seven (blushes).

Justice Roberts, you’re a new and better man,
He helps you to understand
He does nothing that he can, Justice Roberts.