No joke, Monkeys: this site was the best I could find as far as trendy carp collecting goes. These filthy water pigeons go for 9500 bucks a pop. Anyone savvy enough to make a real web footprint could clean up real nice in that freaky racket.

But still, that was no joke with the trendy. In major cities, for instance, yuppies are raising freaky chicken pedigrees right their in their apartments.

Also, the domain name cocktails.pro has already been taken.

Oh, yeah: some of the woody’s car song. (Works better with IE.) or here. Scroll down and hit “play…”

Screw it. Bit Torrent everything you can find from Woody, and be sure to read the lyrics. Father Arlo and Mr Zimmerman surely won’t mind; you’ll be making the world a better place.

Wanting to learn a few more songs before playing the gig this Saturday (for that wild party at Friedensstrasse 39), I went looking for that one catchy-as-hell tune from that one Apples in Stereo album.

Danged it if I didn’t have to go borrowing every single one of their albums just to find it. I almost called up my esteemed former colleague to ask her (she has all their albums). Fortunately, I happened upon the recording, but I had to transcribe the text by ear.

So check it out below. A very catchy tune with a very cool text.
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Great. Watch a full set of Steve Earle performing on Irish television.

video time. A spot of indecision. Precious.

Yay. Luke is here. He’s grown a mustache.

Poland Pix! With slideshow goodness.

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It’s Cinco de Mayo, y’all. 05.05.05. Just one more reason I’m a-grinning from ear to shining ear today.

Party at Uwe’s.

two scans

I mentioned today that I would put up a few scans of some interesting material which might prove helpful with the presentations. Voila. Here are two out of the six pages — I thought these were the most pertinent.

If someone would please print ’em out and let me know if the resolution is okay?

Also,

Everyone needs to print out and bring in a grading sheet. I uploaded a GIF and JPG version. Print out which ever one you like.

PCWorld Magazine takes Longhorn out for a testdrive. Turns out, I don’t care.

Jack the Ripper may have been a sailor who also committed similar murders in the Carribbean and Germany as well. Here.