Time to fly.

What a mess this place is. I wonder what happened. Who ate all those bagels?
Who’s phone number is on this slip of paper? Who chewed up a plastic bottle that was in the garbage?
Who was playing badminton in the garden at 6am?

In commemmormanation of the first moon landing, I present to you irrefutable proof that the landing was faked. It’ll blow your mind, man.
Here.
I mean, there ain’t no stars!
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Well Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz
If that ain't love then tell me what is — uh huh.

What a cute couple. They should go to Prom together.

Okay.. Thirty years late, but now I know: it’s not “nigh jer”; it’s “knee jair”. Don’t ask me how I thought that country was pronounced when I was seven (blushes).

Justice Roberts, you’re a new and better man,
He helps you to understand
He does nothing that he can, Justice Roberts.

Admiral. Explorer. Muslim. Eunuch. Leader of the greatest exploratory fleet known in his day; in fact, the biggest damn wooden ships ever built. 317 of them. The Chinese admiral
Zheng He.

Well now, see, Easy Rider, see what you have done…

Damn. What a cool film.

Potter watch — chapter ii
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