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bages

Can’t go to Maconboy Rob’s Turkey Feast due to gig. Must find way to make up for it…


where’s my hat?

Where the hell did I put my hat?! (pt. 2)

I’ve seen this phenomenon like five or seven times today alone, and so I better nip it in the bud before this becomes a pandemic problem. So, fellas. You know how that slick black winter hat you bought this autumn has that tag on it that says “Thinsulate”? Well, that’s the back of the hat. Wearing the tag on the front is like walking around with your underwear outside your pants. Sheesh.

now you be knife

Because you always wanted to learn how…

gobble


turkey hands

turkey shoot

Computer sniffs out fake pics

Coming back to the real reason I put the Choppin’ Blog together in the first place,
Here is a fine example of the kind of text you L1 monkeys might encounter as a selected text for the end of semester test. Software Used to Spot Phoney Art or the like.

Today’s word is boondocks, meaning backwoods, dense brush, BF-Egypt, the sticks. Comes from the Tagalog name for a mountain in Luzon.

Aaron Macgruder’s The Boondocks is a comic strip featuring an intellectual black kid from the city, Huey, who goes to live with his Grandfather in a more affluent suburb.

In the film Boondock Saints, there are 246 F-bombs.

Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving Day is tomorrow. For some it is a day of mourning. Can you do both? I can. But what can I say? I just like to be difficult. Lots of interesting articles about Thanksgiving Day right here.

Send an E-Card.

Lying on Resume

And here is a little fluff piece entitled Top 5 Lies on Resumes.
The sad truth is that if you want to work, at some point you may have to lie, or at least present yourself as someone you are not. But you don’t have to be obvious about it, as the above link illustrates.

Which reminds me of that Odd Todd guy.

Shclubbutton

Sorry to all shclubbers who lost the link to the forum. I finally put up a button. Well, not much to look at, but hey… If you want one for your site,
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scans

Attn: Z1.2
The scans : Z1ng.