where’s my hat?
Where the hell did I put my hat?! (pt. 2)
I’ve seen this phenomenon like five or seven times today alone, and so I better nip it in the bud before this becomes a pandemic problem. So, fellas. You know how that slick black winter hat you bought this autumn has that tag on it that says “Thinsulate”? Well, that’s the back of the hat. Wearing the tag on the front is like walking around with your underwear outside your pants. Sheesh.