Presidential Drinking Game
From the Seminal. Sorry we didn’t find this in =
time=20
for the first debate, but there’s still time for fun. =
Every=20
time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and =
drink a=20
kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.
Every =
time Obama=20
says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person=92s =
drink of=20
choice.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack =
Obama with=20
an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty =
martini.
Every time=20
someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour=20
another.
Every time John McCain says “my friends”, spit out =
your=20
drink and shout “I am not your friend” at the =
television.
Every=20
time “evil”, “evil doers”, or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a =
sip of=20
French red wine.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, =
drink a=20
savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time Barack Obama =
ties John=20
McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better =
days. . .=20
When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy =
navel.
Every=20
time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, =
if=20
Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby=20
somewhere.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a=20
roofie-colada.
If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound =
some=20
goldschlager.
Every time John McCain makes an appeal to =
states=20
rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort. . .=20
Every time John McCain says anything, take a drink from =
the=20
oldest, crappiest bottle you have-that skunked beer in the back of the =
fridge,=20
the two-dollar wine someone gave you for your birthday five years ago, =
the dregs=20
from that bottle of Popov vodka left over from a party you had in=20
February-because you=92ve heard it all before, and you didn=92t much =
like it the=20
first time.
Regardless of what either candidate says, at =
the end of=20
the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first, then hit =
yourself in=20
the face with a shovel.
time=20
for the first debate, but there’s still time for fun. =
Every=20
time John McCain mentions his POW experience, praise his courage and =
drink a=20
kamikaze. This one is only for the heavy drinkers.
Every =
time Obama=20
says change everyone has to switch seats and drink the other person=92s =
drink of=20
choice.
Every time John McCain tries to associate Barack =
Obama with=20
an unsavory character, take a sip of your dirty =
martini.
Every time=20
someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour=20
another.
Every time John McCain says “my friends”, spit out =
your=20
drink and shout “I am not your friend” at the =
television.
Every=20
time “evil”, “evil doers”, or anything with evil is mentioned, drink a =
sip of=20
French red wine.
Every time John McCain threatens Iran, =
drink a=20
savage car bomb or cherry bomb.
Every time Barack Obama =
ties John=20
McCain to George W. Bush, drink a sloe gin fizz and wish for better =
days. . .=20
When Georgia is mentioned, drink a fuzzy =
navel.
Every=20
time John McCain mentions Sarah Palin, drink a white russian. After all, =
if=20
Sarah Palin is around there must be a Russian nearby=20
somewhere.
Every time John McCain smiles creepily, drink a=20
roofie-colada.
If anyone mentions a golden parachute, pound =
some=20
goldschlager.
Every time John McCain makes an appeal to =
states=20
rights, lean back and take a sip of that sweet southern comfort. . .=20
Every time John McCain says anything, take a drink from =
the=20
oldest, crappiest bottle you have-that skunked beer in the back of the =
fridge,=20
the two-dollar wine someone gave you for your birthday five years ago, =
the dregs=20
from that bottle of Popov vodka left over from a party you had in=20
February-because you=92ve heard it all before, and you didn=92t much =
like it the=20
first time.
Regardless of what either candidate says, at =
the end of=20
the debate, drink something that must be lit on fire first, then hit =
yourself in=20
the face with a shovel.