Go buy an umbrella.
It is high time I got on with my life and got a new umbrella.
So I first went to to Reichel Billig Markt catty-corner from Schauburg. Their selection was crummy. Either they were too shoddily made or just downright effeminate looking. I left, exclaiming:
And went to M?cGeiz, in the rain. I was insistant that I go umbrella shopping while it is raining, because it’s like trial-by-water.
M?c didn’t have any umbrellas today. They had nailfiles, spatulas, giant plush hamburgers with faces, but no umbrellas.
I looked in a few more shops to no avail. Defeated, I returned to the first store and picked out a nice blue umbrella with a shoulder string. And I got some crappy gum:
xylitol?