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ckelly caption contest

And now for some lowbrow (reads: crude) humor at the expense Cologne’s second best-known odor: the Kelly Family.

penis caught in zipper
“Ha ha ha… he got his thing caught in his fly.”

Why does the Kelly Family deserve my scorn? They don’t, other than they have a successful career in music and I do not — albeit a career singing songs to their countrymen in a language the listeners won’t really understand, much less appreciate; they actually have my respect for being able to do what they want to do.

But I mean, really, give a break to me ™.
Out in the fields/ where the farmers grow bread/ when called for the meals/ they took for the shed/ then dark came to fall/ and silence was all/ a beauty shone bright/ surrounded by light
Yech…

Anyhoo, seeing as the last caption contest went so well, anyone care to submit a caption?

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