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You know those travel coffee mugs with the wide conical base? One time Dad drove us to school and we learned that they fall off the roof of the car at around 30 mph.

When I worked at a pizza place, and at the end of the night there were always a few pizzas left over, I learned that a pizza in a cardboard box only stays on the roof of your car until right when you pull out of the parking lot.

Another student of physics learned that you can leave your kitty on the roof of your car and go at least ten miles. E=Meow*C^2.

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