Blackhole
Those lab monkeys at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC) in New York done smashed a coupla gold nuclei together and may have made a black hole which lasted for “10 million, billion, billionths of a second”.
Let’s see… that’s 10,000,000 …000,000,000,000… 000,000,000,000 ths. That would be ten nonillionths of a second, I think. Or 10 x 100^27 in scientific notation, right?
That might explain why everything sucked so much for a bit just a while ago.